Gnometastic
Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome, 8.45in Tall - The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
Gnometastic Middle Finger Gnome, 8.45in Tall - The Original Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue - Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
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- INCLUDES: (1) Double Bird Garden Gnome Statue, 8.45" Tall by Gnometastic - The Original Double Middle Finger Gnome - Inappropriate Outdoor Funny Gnome Decoration and Lawn Ornament
- Naughty Angry Gnome: He's not just mad, this funny knome is giving both middle fingers to just about everything that pisses him off - the cat next door, irritating neighbors, pesky garden fairies, small yapping dogs and the stupid squirrels!
- Measurements: Stands 8.45" inches Tall x 4.5" inches Wide | Gnome figurine weighs 1 lb | Made from Poly Resin and weather resistant
- Awesome Decoration: Hilarious addition to your garden, porch, yard, home or office or anywhere you think is appropriate! | Makes a funny gag gift idea for men and women, just about any adult with a sense of humor will laugh at this odd little gnome
- Safety Tested: Certified Lead Free Paint and Materials. Complies with CA Proposition 65. Gnome sculpture is hand painted with detailed accents | Made in China. Designed in USA
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🌸 How long does shipping take?
Shipping takes place within 3-5 business days. If there is a problem with the shipment of the product, we will notify you via the email address you entered when ordering.
🌸 Is free shipping available?
We do not currently offer free shipping. However, this may be added at some point. We apologize.
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For returns or exchanges, please contact us within 14 days of receiving the product, along with a receipt or screenshot of the purchase, and a photo of the product with the packaging or tag intact.